Henry became the world's oldest man earlier this year when the previous record holder died. He attributed his longevity to "whiskey, cigarettes, and wild, wild, women."
If that's the case, I'm glad I calmed down some years back. Otherwise I may have lived forever. I'm decrepit enough in my late 60s, as it is.
Henry was a veteran of World War 1.
He was a sweet lookin guy.
ReplyDeleteHey do wild women live long????
Scrappy
I wonder what those 100+ year old women were drinking!
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Now, Scrappy...How in the world am I supposed to know anyting about how long wild women live? :)
ReplyDeleteDebbie...I bet they were drinking 100+ year old White Lightening. Or perhaps 100+ minute old White Lightening. That's probably more like it. :)
I was thinking you'll make it to 150, at least.
ReplyDeleteI hope not! Surely you don't think I was that wild! A nice refined old gentleman like me? :)
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